Damn Stalkers
Hey, I don't meant by you. I meant by this stupid Bruneian guy. I don't know whether he's a PURE Bruneian or not since he's accent sounded like a damn Indonesian dude. No offense to my Indonesian friends out there. I mean, he likes to stalk me.
Yeah, thanks to him he judged me according to the way I look! Stupid butthole! Must. Kill. Him! Gah, damn him! Ah, who cares? 'sides, he really got a bad taste to those who have those kind of hairstyles. Pish posh! No need to worry, ne! Crud! I'm out of ideas right now. Ideas anyone? Urgh, I've got some questions and theories to post up! Here it is:
Q: OMG, Flare! Where have you been?! You didn't post something up in this blog for awhile! I miss you so!
A: Chillax! Aren't you suppose to go and check my other blog if this one doesn't really active that much? You're supposed to do that. Remember that, but heck! From now on, this blog will be going just fine! I'll be updating more posts for this one. So stay tune!
Q: Hey Cath! I think you can call me as one of your "stalkers". Well, you see, I've been wondering: Have you discovered how to dodge Ike's Final Smash? I'm just asking though.
A: Aye! I've discovered it already. Well, I don't know whether it helps you or not. Probably by this kind of technique will save your life for about 40% only. Can't rate that high. At any rate, if Ike is near to you, just try to dodge roll away from him by pressing the Z button on your nunchuk along with the control stick to the left or to the right. It's best for you if you just stay away from him -- AS FAR AS POSSIBLE!
Q: EmoFlare! Why wouldn't you do any request for the wallpaper theme? I like your creations!
A: Umm, are you one of the ownskin members or what? Have you read my frequently asked questions yet? If no, READ IT! The reason why I won't do any request is that, I'm too lazy to help other peoples' request. I'm only doing CGs, wallpapers for myself only! Yeah, call me selfish and call me names; I swear your chances of asking me to do request won't go any higher.
Q: Iman! Can I borrow your storybooks? Cause I want to read!
A: Ahaha.. Sorry, I don't like people to read my storybooks. It feels awkward! 'sides, I haven't checked the grammars and the spelling errors too! So yeah, don't bet too high on it.
Q: What is your code number for Brawl? You and me! We challenge to a battle.
A: Don't bet on me, dude. I don't have the code number yet. Gomen!
Q: Your drawings! Superb! Draw me one, please?
A: Thanks for the compliment but sadly, I do NOT do request except for my friends. Ah, see what if I can do about it.
Q: Your email address please? By the way, do you have any email address?
A: Talk to me in private, wise ass! Of course I do!
Q: Marry me!
A: Over my dead body!
Q: pleAsE aDD mE aS y0uR FriEnD. PLeAse??
A: Are you a retard? You do know how I hate people who likes to typed like that. GET OUT OF MY PAGE! (Hence, your friend request shall not be ignored, so you've been added!)
I think that's that. Anymore theories or questions anyone? Yes? No? Later? Yeah, I'll be waiting! <3>
