:: Biology ::
Mr. Jason, a crazy Canadian teacher (he said so); confirmed GAY! -- Alternately fail! Bah, anyways forget about that. Let's talk about science! Combine Science to be exact.
Teacher Fairuz: Now, highlight the word "sex". So, the word sex means; it's not the -- well, you know what~
Class: *laughing our heads off* (Flare: Awu ih! Kamu ani~)
Teacher Fairuz: The word sex means gender, male and female.
* Fast Forward *
Teacher Fairuz: -- and the food will become feces and it will came out from your anus.
Flare: e___e
Teacher Fairuz: .. and I hope everyone have already hand-in their project about the Human Alimentary Canal, yes?
Class: Yeeeesss~!
Flare: Yeeess~ .__. (PENIPU! XD)
Teacher Fairuz: Anyways! Let's move on to Fiber! Fiber is for what?
Class: .... ....
Teacher Fairuz: It starts with letter "C".
Farzanah: Constipation!
Teacher Fairuz: Yes! It's called constipation. Fiber has something to do with constipation, thus it also have to do something with your anus. If, you're having a constipation and you're forcing your anus's muscles to push it down -- your anus might tear apart.
Class: EEEEEEEWWW! (Flare: WTF!! Jelle: Hahaha! Palui si Iman ah!)
Teacher Fairuz: I've seen a man before; lying down on the stretcher when I brought my daughter to the hospital because she was ill. He was having a constipation problem and there's blood everywhere. It looks like he's giving birth.
Flare: o___o
Class: EWWWWWW~
Teacher Fairuz: So basically; Fiber is important when it comes to constipation --
Flare: *touch my butt* Oh! Kasian my butthole.
Trish: >__> *continues highlighting stuffs*
* Fast Forward Again *
Teacher Fairuz: So men, used more energy than women does. Plus, men have more muscle tissues whilst women have fat tissues.
Trish: Aww, that's not fair.
Flare: Aren't you supposed to be happy of being what you are right now?
Trish: I am.. but still~
Teacher Fairuz: So why do you think men needs more energy?
Class: ... ...
Dk. Nadzirah: Because they're big?
Teacher Fairuz: Because they're big, lagi?
FAT-im: Because they're powerful..
Teacher Fairuz: Because they're powerful... again?
Flare: Because they're strong?? .__.
Teacher Fairuz: Strong, lagi?
Erra: .. .. Pasal durang sensitive!
Class: *laughing our heads off* (Flare: Palui kali!)
Teacher Fairuz: No~ It's because they're active more than women does.. and you teenagers need more energy than the adults and little children. --
Flare: Apa inda lelaki ganas, mun ganya kan berpaluh ganya.
Jelle: Hahahahahaha! Ia tah wah!
So you see; that's how we ended laughing all the time during our Combine Science period. Just cause we always get the wrong idea because of a certain topic.
Now, let's move on with something important. Well, not really; just so you know saja. Since tomorrow (July 30th 2009) is like a public holiday for every Muslim countries because of the Israk Mikraj event; I'm going to the Istana Nurul Iman (biasa, nama ku jua nya kan! -- TAKKABUR! ) and yes, going there means CASH! If I'm not mistaken, it'll only be fifty bucks. I know it's not much; at least: total up all of my savings: Hallelujah! It's shopping time -- YAY!
Who wants to go shopping? *kirai* Cause.. I've no idea what to do with the money. Since, I've sacrificed myself not to buy such NONSENSE (*glares Nana*) such as original video games and DVDs. Wait! Papa Din shall do the trick! Yes, yes! You don't know what Ruffles is, kan? So yeah, you'll be coming with me. Grocery shopping time, Daddy! Shop till' you die! FTW! Don't ask~ ... ...
