We Got Issues

Since, we; my friends and I are Form Four students, we really got issues with most of the teachers nowadays. Really! Oh, I remember the part about last year where my stupid art teacher is trying to stress me out with the PMB examinations. So okay, we were told to draw any designs we want for this Cap Kain thing. Basically, I don't have any idea what to draw.

At first, our Form Three art teacher (last year), was a guy. A nice guy and I have no idea what's his name is. He's a friggin' "Pengiran". Then, unfortunately; he have to transfer to another school.. and where to? I don't know. So, after knowing that Pengiran is gone, an old hag replace us by the name of ... JENG JENG JENG JEEEENG: Hjh. Buntar. NOOOOOOO~! Yea, scream if you want to cause that teacher really KILLS!

Terror I tell you! So, I was planning to draw geometrical shapes for the design of my Cap Kain thing. Of course, we drew it first on the tracing paper. Several months have passed; I'm getting bored with the old hag with her complaints! Seriously, demanding much! I was totally frustrated, that she didn't accept my geometrical drawings; just cause it lacks of triangles and circles. So well, I re-drew my drawing again. Once I've finished with it, I showed it to her and still... she wouldn't accept it.

As few weeks have passed, I gave up and I didn't do anything about it. Until, a friend of mine came up to me. So, we're having a few chit chats:

Winnie: "Hi Man."

Flare: "Hi."

Winnie: "Siap ko sudah ko punya lukisan untuk Cap Kain ah?"

Flare: "Aku kan siap? Cali -- Ketawa ku dulu." *holds up the small piece of the tracing paper*

Winnie: "Napa inda ko siapkan?"

Flare: "Tu, cigu ah. Mati, buat ani; salah. Buat catu; salah. Buat apa tah?"

Winnie: "Bah, mari ku buat kan."

Then, I gave her my mechanical pencil and my tracing paper. She added some shapes in there and then she showed it to the old hag while I'm just like sitting there, hoping that hag would accept it. I did heard something what they were talking about:

Winnie: "Cigu! OK ka ni?"

Buntar: "Ih, apa tu? Nada banyak bentuk nya ah."

Winnie: "Nah! Cigu lah buat kan. Tambah-tambah kan saja."

Winnie placed both the mechanical pencil and the tracing paper on the table so that the hag can redrew it back. She erased everything off and drew a new one. So Winnie then, came up to me again and gave me, my things back. So, I really apperciate her for that. Then, our ART period was over.

So, the next day onwards, we're having our ART class again and as usual, on with the Cap Kain thing. Then, I came up to the old hag and show the tracing paper, the one that she re-drew back and said:

Flare: "OK ka ni, Cigu?"

Buntar: "Eh, apa tu, inda bisai ah. Nada banyak shapes nya tu."

... ... and bla bla bla. Cigu ART palui inda dari mana kan tu? Ia yang melukiskan ah, that thing. Cakap nya inda bisai. Palui banar! Confirmed palui ni cigu ani. Banar tah! Apa inda stress urang ulih nya. Then, after several months have passed, I've succeeded on proceeding that Drawing Level while I have to choose some bright colours for the Colouring Level. The most stress part is where this conversation held:

Flare: "Nah, siap sudah ni Cigu!"

Buntar: "Eh, tu; colour nya ah. Yang ani sepatut nya warna ijau muda; yang ani warna ijua tua."

Flare: "Oh! Bah bah~"

Then, erase the errors and color it back as the teacher instructed me to. Then, as I showed my masterpiece back to her again the following conversation goes:

Flare: "Nah! Nada lagi salah apa lagi tu ah..""

Buntar: "Ih apa tu! Yang warna ijau muda ani sepatutnya jadi warna ijau tua, yang ijua tua ani jadi ijau muda."

Flare: "Ah?! Cigu jua cakap yang ani sepatutnya jadi atu and yang ani colour nya yang atu."

Buntar: "Nada dih."

Flare: "Awu kali ah!"

Buntar: "Nada dih, baru jua cigu cakap tu."

Flare's thoughts: "WTF MANN! Palui kali banar ih!"

Palui kan? Yes, VERY to the max.

Next, is our Maths teacher! Our this year Maths teacher; Mrs Lim(substitute). It was cool, for not having a Maths teacher teaching us about Maths for one day UNTIL this Chinese freak came up. Hey, I'm not a racist alright! Shish kebabs!

When she's trying to explain some Math problems; I couldn't understand it and why?

1- Ia explain nada ber-fullstop.

2- Ia explain laju.

3- Lapas ia explain suruh nya buat problems without giving us any examples.

It's a fact, ain't a fiction. Seriously. When Flare and her friends was bored. We did this, when the teacher explain stuffs:

Qelle: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Flare: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" *punch the air*

Mrs. Lim: *look at us*

Flare: o__o "Palui.. cigu nampak eh!"

Qelle: "Boh! Palui kali!"

Then, when we're doing our exercise classworks, Mrs. Lim came up to us and have a short chit chat with us:

Mrs. Lim: "Do you girls understand about this topic?"

The four of us (Jelle, Qelle, Trish, Flare): "Yeees.."

Mrs. Lim: "Oh, very good. It's because it's very dark here in your class that's why I can't see you girls at the back. I can only see your outlines in the dark. So that's why I'm worried that you girls couldn't understand.. ^__^"

So she scuttled off to the girls in front, who needs help for solving their equations.

Flare: "Eh.. ertinya, ia inda nampak aku lah tu time aku cakap SpongBob SquarePants atu."

Qelle and Flare: *laughing our heads off*

Flare: "Khaluk banar!"

NOW! We were having our Geography class during the last two periods. Our dear (un-)beloved teacher was talking with my classmate in front.

Teacher: "You see girls, my life is filled with happiness."

The four of us: "-__-"

Qelle: "Your life is filled with shits."

Flare: "Palui kali anak ani! Hahaha!"

Trish: "Eh Jaz, tani punya life filled with rainbows!"

Jelle: "Ia tah tu wah!"

Seriously, that Geography teacher of mine is a sicko and why?

1- She thinks she's pretty.

2- She thinks she's good in teaching her students.

3- She keeps on saying bad things about us that we didn't even do anything in class.

Panjang the cerita! Very!