11 Aug 2008

:: Girl Talk ::

After sitting for my English Literature examination; I was free alas and I really don't have to worry about any Sastera or ART subject on the contrary. Just cause I'm free that doesn't mean I'm free at all. I got other stuffs to handle and that includes on solving peoples' problem -- again.

So I got two clients at that time. (Clients eh~) Anyways; about the Girl Talk thingy, EVERY SINGLE SECRETS CAME OUT FROM EVERYONE'S MOUTH. Like seriously; that includes: Jelle, Qelle, Trish, Eimano (me), Amanina, Amalini, Dahlia and Farah. I know, it's so ramai and I don't think so, you freaks even know who these friends of mine anyways.

We talk about ______'s problem and banyak lagi.

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Dahlia: Eh pernah ko dangar kah Man?

Flare: Dangar what?

Dahlia: Yang sorang bini-bini STPRI pernah making dengan tiga urang lelaki SOAS di Jubilee.

Flare: AH?! Making? Making out ka taupun making love? As in make love?

Trish: Ih, make love wah eh!

Flare: o__o wow.. *turns to Qelle*

Qelle: *looks at Flare*

Flare: Ko tau kah yang ada bini-bini STPRI ber--- with three guys from SOAS arah Jubilee atu?

Qelle: Ia wah?

Flare: Awuu~

Qelle: Bila?

Flare: Bila kan Dolly?

Dahlia: Last year.

Flare: Ah, last year.

Qelle: O__O

Flare: Cuba gitau arah si Jaz.

Qelle: *tells everything*

Jelle: Wooow! Banar wah?

Flare: Awu..

Qelle: Eh, imagine the tiga-tiga sperm masuk.

Flare: PALUI!

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Dahlia: Ko tau kan yang si Tikah kawan mu ah -- LB?

Flare: Siapa? Si Tikah? Awu. Eh Jaz. You know kan yang si Tikah atu LB..

Trish: WHAT?!

Jaz: What The Goody Crap Crap!! Ia wah? Si Nara wah?

Flare: Awuu, si Nara.

Jaz: EEEEWW! Patut tah ia keep on ampas-ampas aku and pigang-pigang aku. Shit kali!

Flare: o__o Bowh doi, Jaz.

Jaz: At least nada urang sukakan aku, bukannya macam kau.

Flare: 8D .. .. ..

Jaz: Baru ku tau wah, si Iman ani laku jua nya wah.

Flare: Apa main attraction nya kan arah aku ani? Do I even look like a guy?!

Jaz: Pasal kau atu ganas wah man. Macam lelaki; ia tah tu.

Flare: Awuuu, si Iman tah! TTATT

P/S: People; stop poking me right on to my belly. It tickles.. Seriously. Especially; Trish, Qelle and Jelle. Stop it you guys. TTATT

Somehow I found this facial expression's kinda cute ---> "8D".

Hahaha, suspend. XD

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* Flare And Her Clients* (Seriously WTF)

Flare: So? How's your life going on?

F. Aina: Well ... ... Fine, I guess? Well..

Flare: I know some part of the story, yo. So tell me about it.

*Then sudah habis*

Flare: Oh. Okay~ Thank you and come again. *turns to Jelle* Bah Jaz, apa lagi masalah mu ani?

Jaz: Ko tau kan Man? Cana kan lupa kan someone..

Flare: 8D .. .. .. kali~

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Dahlia: Ih, cana ia bulih jadi LB atu kan?

Flare: Mana ku tau. It's either:

Dahlia: ter-influence..

Flare: Yea, influence OR lelaki nowadays is stupid. So yeah..

No offense ah to boobless species (male species). XD Tapi most guys nowadays are jerks wah. Ia tah, bini-bini suka kan durang; durang reject. Apa inda. Kamu ani.. Pikirkan the ladies. (Antah kau~) XDD