:: BEFORE The Infernal Trip ::
What am I -- a monster? I don't really get you freaks who likes to keep your distance away from me or maybe perhaps I should ask, what's with the sudden respect? I can see that right through Jush (Joosh; whatever the spelling is) and the fertile bitch.
I received a message early in the morning around 4 o'clock; it's obvious maybe some of you are still busy with your "Sahur" business. I, on the contrary was already asleep. I usually have my "Sahur" business alone around 3 o'clock something. The message is telling me that Jelle's not going to school today. Okay, I sensed jealousy: I need a holiday too. Maybe you all does.
For the JIS field trip thing, well; should I come or should I NOT come? I heard that we have to take snapshots and write a report what we've learned about the blasted field trip. Terrific! We're supposed to look at these stupid printing machines and we're told to write a report about it? What is this -- a UBD or some kind? Right, bringing a camera to school is not a problem at all but my digital camera doesn't have this cable thingy to connect right on to the computer's USB port and that's the problem.
Probably some of you would bring your cellphones to school. If that's the case; I would love to join in the club and bring my cellphone to school. 'sides, there's only one prefect alone in my computer class -- so not to worry. I dare say, she won't give a damn about a thing. Oh great. Perfect! Just perfect! My computer teacher didn't even know when the field trip is going to end. I don't mind if I skip my Maths lessons which is the last two periods on Thursday. I definitely DON'T LIKE the idea of skipping my English Literature period and my English period. It's not cool. We're having a nice quite reading time in the reading room for ONE HOUR.
... and so, I tried to restrained myself from swearing. I did swore for like countless of times, though it's not much. The good news is: I managed not to make my brain flying off somewhere to Topsy-Turvy Perverted Land. Oh dammit! I can smell the scent of the food aroma coming from the kitchen. Woish! Kan sungkai!
So I was sitting next to Dk. Musfirah (not DK as in Namine, this is Musfirah in 4D.), when she clicked on a slideshow about this "Sexual and Reproduction of Humans" made by the Form 3s, during my computer lessons. Okay, when there's the female's sex cell and the male's sex cell was forming with each other, that's not a problem at all:
Flare: What the hell?!
Musfirah: Ih, dapatkan kalau banyak sperms masuk? Satu jua ganya.
Flare: How the hell should I know.
Okay, that's definitely normal to me. Not until she clicked on this button thingy until a picture of a -- female's crotch appeared on the screen. That really made us freaked out!
Flare: O___O Shit! (I DID swore!)
Musfirah: *gasp* Ack! *closed it with her computer's notes*
Mrs. Irene (computer teacher): Yes Musfirah?
Musfirah: *clicked on the escape button* Ah? Nada.. ._.
Not good. I just hope you guys read this right after sungkai. So that your mind won't drift somewhere to Lala Land or some kind.
