:: I'm Toast ::
I read couple of pages for The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers before I went to sleep. Wait, I don't think so I've read couple of pages though, I think it's more than that. I've read two chapters. One chapter contains about 25 pages or 30 pages. I know, it's crazy but what can you expect more than a dead English man named J.R.R. Tolkien anyways? I'd say he's a legend!
I didn't go to school today because of the Hari Raya celebration going on in my school. It's boring okay! So no frets. My friends are going to slaughter me on Saturday, I'm sure of it. Especially Jelle. She's going to rip all of my limbs for sure and swear the hell out of me. Not good!
Tell you what mates, apparently I enjoyed visiting Mr. Jason's blog. No, it's not because he's my English teacher nor because he's an English-man. I don't think or act like you typical freaks and saying: "Hi Mr.Jason! Hee Hee!" in his chatbox. No offense but yea, that's like typical.
I won't say that I have issues with freaks saying like that whenever they drop by a boob-less male species blog or whatsoever. I only enjoyed visiting his blog it's because he read cool legendary books; like Lord Of The Rings for example and furthermore he even watched the movie filmed by Peter Jackson. Amazing Canadian guy he is. To top it off, he even read Matilda. I on the other hand, have not yet read Matilda but I've watched the movie before when I was 5 years old. So there, I enjoyed talking with him with the books that I've read and whatnot.
Anyways, let's not waste any time right now. I need to answer some of the questions which the humans tends to ask me. I do not blame them.
Q: Why do you like Tupai so much?
A: I chose that animal as my inner-self. That's what I am. I may be small, I can harm others too.
Q: Why do you keep on saying bad things about people? You're one of them too!
A: I may LOOK like a human being but I don't claim myself to be. Cause I have my own history behind that.
Q: Your blog posts mostly sounds so harsh and it seems like you offended some of the people.
A: It is true that I usually like to offend people in my blog. That's more like a warning really.
Q: So you think being a smart-mouth and talk tough will make guys thinks you're attractive?
A: You're just being plain absurd, wise ass. Why would there'll be a guy who thinks I'm attractive? Think about it.
Q: Why do you hate Hannah Montana? She's like the coolest person on the planet!!
A: I hate her because I don't like her. If you look closely with her stupid acts in her TV Shows, she's like doing it intentionally, you get what I mean? Maybe you don't.
Q: Tupai! Do you think you're famous now?
A: Now that's ridiculous! Famous?! Pfft -- even Orlando Bloom doesn't know who I am anyways.
Q: You're a freak! So stop calling us freaks! You're the same one-of-a-kind humans too.
A: Oh really? I think being judgmental has its limits. I MAY BE a freak but I'm not "the same one-of-a-kind humans" like you.
Q: To tell you the truth, you're kinda sensitive you know? You're like a "mad squirrel on the loose"!
A: Sensitive? Indeed I am. Insulting is one of the cause. So be careful when I'm around. I usually hide my feelings before I get my hands on my keyboard and start typing bad stuffs about you.
Q: Why do you think innocent people are stupid? What makes you say that?
A: Innocent or not. They're just the same humans that I really despise!
Q: Hey. I don't agree with you between the fights with Sauron and Voldemort. I think Voldemort should win because he knows the killing curse. He can always slice Sauron's finger like what Isildur did and then take the ring and apparate to Mount Doom. Besides, Voldemort is more like immortal because he have 7 horcruxes. Sauron will definitely have a long time searching for it!
A: I don't think so. Sauron wouldn't just exactly be beaten up by normal weapons or any wizard's curse, hence the Killing curse of Avada Kedabra. You see, Sauron is actually a God and he's immortal too but when he creates the One Ring, he's more like putting his soul into it and he became more like a fallen angel. What do you mean by cut off Sauron's fingers? It's not that EASY to cut off his fingers. The blade that Isildur used was the blade called Narsil, created by the Elven Smith. 'sides, Sauron was entirely worn out fighting against Gil-Galad and Elendil. That's why he was defeated in the end. Oh, about the taking a long time for him to find it, well; you see, Sauron wouldn't just do all the work by himself. He can always told the Ringwraiths (the Black Riders) to find and destroy the Horcruxes under his command.
Q: Voldemort knows the killing curse you know. He can definitely kill Sauron with a blink of an eye.
A: That's absurd! No killing curse can kill Sauron no matter how powerful it is. Look, Sauron can always order the Orcs or the Uruk-Hai(s) to attack Voldemort. With the killing curse at hand, can Voldemort actually defeat zillions of Orcs and Uruk-Hai(s) in the land of Mordor? I don't think so. 'sides, just let the Witch-King of Angmar beat the hell out of Voldemort whose appearance looks like a fish!
