14 Jun 2009

:: Why The PS3 Sucks ::

Sony's fanboys (or fangirls if you include them in) might tear me apart if I'm saying this. It's all of a sudden that I'm typing down that title as today's topic. It's not likely I don't have a life -- I do and this IS my life. I live in the world of Nintendo's and I don't live in a world like that PS3 bullshit or Xbox 360.

Genuinely speaking, most fanboys stated that Wii or any other Nintendo franchises is for kids and older people. You see, people just don't get it. The real game that still survives in this world is Nintendo. Get it? NINTENDO -- with big capital letters!

Tell me, before all this bloody hell Sony Playstation crap and such (including the Xbox 360) wasn't even born yet, which infamous games appears first? It's the old game SEGA and SNES. Mind you, SNES is the old video game console for Nintendo. See! It survives until now and sadly, SEGA went down and ... poof! Gone!

So basically, most Bruneians would eventually buy either the PS3 or the Xbox 360. BECAUSE: it's not a child's play. Yea right, I might knock your head off if I could. It's true that PS3 and Xbox 360 have this cooler graphics and such -- surprisingly, the Wii kicks those two video game console's butt.

But why? The Wii may be a kiddie's play or prolly you could find your own grandparents playing with the Wii; but the thing is the Wii have this unique gameplay. Also, they have unique remote controls.

You might get bored with the black remote controls over and over again just like both the PS3 and Xbox 360. Well then, if you think Wii only comes in one colour which is white; you're wrong. Wii comes in five different colours even their remote controls are in different colours depending on the Wii's body colour.

Wii DOES have a decent graphic. Wii have lots of remote controls which is pretty much cool and yes, it brings back memories and yes; the Wii can as well play the Nintendo Gamecube video games. NINTENDO IS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME except for in Brunei. Bruneian locals bores me to death.


"Oh my gosh, Flare! The Wii is like a PS3 rip off!"

You my friend, really deserves a good smack on the head. Seriously, never EVER underestimate a "kiddie's" console. Nintendo Wii's previous name was supposed to be 'Nintendo Revolution' and in that case, when the first Nintendo Revolution appears; the game console was in black which looks pretty cool.

Come to think of it. Compare to my PS2 and my Nintendo Gamecube; the PS2's creation is freakishly crappy. I mean it! My PS2 usually gets busted all year round. Stupid game console! Even when one of my CD games doesn't have any scratch on it, it won't work. VERY STUPID CONSOLE.

For my Nintendo Gamecube, it works perfectly fine except that I've misplaced the controller somewhere. Darn it!

PS3 has like the most daftest price in the whole world compare to Xbox 360.

Both PS3 and Xbox 360 mostly has those typical type of games. BO-RING!

Xbox 360 -- overplayed; it burns itself. FREAKY! Another way to suicide I think.

PS3 is a demanding bitch. You really need this wide screen TV and the list goes on. FUCK!

Wii; all the bad stuff you're saying about Wii is not going to do any difference. Wii wins. EPIC VIDEO GAME CONSOLE EVER!

Oh right, when the PSP drops; it breaks. When the Nintendo DS drops; it doesn't break at all. I've observed this before and voila! My elder brother broke his PSP's LCD screen. When I accidentally dropped my NDS, it still works perfectly fine. I know -- like I said:


Wii is a legend.

PS3 and Xbox 360 is... well, nothing.