5 Oct 2009

:: Flare's Going-To-Be An Author ::


Fuckyeahauthor! Things started to get pretty much fucked up now that O' Level is way around the corner and my heart -- as well as my insticts -- told me to REVISE more than just playing being a god in The Sims 3 or being a good Pokémon Trainer in Pokémon Platinum nor being a professional author in writing my fanfiction's second volume.


Seriously, as the day for the O' Level exams is getting nearer, I become more lazier than ever which includes in ignoring the notes and such. Aww shucks! I do know well that it is very awful if I keep on doing this but heck! I couldn't help myself. My brain are not in the mood in revising things. 'nuff said.


But anyway! Do forget about that one. So uh, I am quite excited really for a very PARTICULAR reason. I was quite shock with myself too but hey -- cool. So uh, I was expecting a gift bought by my aunt since she sent me a text message that she bought me something. I later found out that it was a toothbrush. Yes, you read that pretty much clearly as to what I am typing this down: a toothbrush; but it is not any kind of toothbrush -- it's a special one for me and of course to her because, it has a certain Pokémon character imprinted on it. Crazy? I know. We're just like that really. She bought herself Mudkip (a blue one) whilst she bought me Torchic (a red/yellow one). Also I realized that the toothbrush is actually for 2 to 5 year-old children. But who gives a damn anyway?


That's the first surprise that happened during recess. The second surprise is at my house when I was eating my lunch. My Dad gave a brown medium-sized envelope from Manchester when I was in the midst of eating my food. But heck, it suddenly came to my mind that the envelope is actually a form/booklet for people (young or old) who wants to be a writer. So I asked my Dad.


Flare: Dari Writer's Bereau kah tu?


Dad: Awu.


Hell yeah I was excited. I found on the Internet a some sort of home-tuition or just plain private-tuition for people who wants to be a succesful writer WITH THEIR OWN PERSONAL TUTOR. How cool is that? All you have to do is to fill up the form on-line and voila -- a booklet along with an enrollment form will be sent to your house by mail. Though the fees cost about £274.


Overall, it's quite good. In the midst of being tutor and such, you as well be received a payment. What's more is that, right after your advisors checked all your writings and such it will be published soon and damn! The fame, the money! That is all I ever wanted. Sort of..


But anyway, I'll bring it tomorrow to school. And no, you can't copy me because I don't want you to be a writer. I want be the Brunei's First International Best-selling author and no-one else; for young Bruneians mostly took the Engineering career which is quite typical and pretty much overloaded, if I may say so.